@Monicann86: Every morning I wake up super pissed at my parents because I have to go to work instead of living off a trust fund.
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@qwertying: Husband: Why are there broken condoms on our couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names.
@StarWarsProblms: Kylo Ren: Hey, why is my paycheck so low? General Hux: Damages. Maybe you should stop throwing temper tantrums with your lightsaber.
@SincerelyMen: Almost a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It's a good thing our schools & economy are in great shape or I'd be pissed
@Kayditty: The Bible Belt - the land where you pretend not to recognize each other in the liquor store.