@Monicann86: Every morning I wake up super pissed at my parents because I have to go to work instead of living off a trust fund.
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@katiefzack: Whenever I order room service and the person tells me how long until the food arrives, I whisper, "If I'm alive by then," and hang up.
@ThinkingSavage: All I'm saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us but whatever be that way.
@OutOfLeftField_: Sent my ex a card that said, "Get better soon." He's not ill, just really crap in bed.