@Smooheed: Every night it sounds like my neighbors take turns at running headfirst into their walls
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@Jake_Vig: Before I get out of an elevator, I hug every single person in there with me and whisper in their ear “You’ve taught me so much.”
@UnFitz: Dyslexic Superbowl watchers were probably disappointed when they saw football instead of a superb owl.
@LaBaPete: Not everyone understands my laundry method. It's simple. If it's clean, it's on the floor. If it's dirty, it's on the floor over there.