@JessiCanadian: Every now and then you meet someone you wish you could unhinge your jaw for. *waiting patiently*
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@urfavoritejoel: Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside
@generaldietz: Me: I save a bunch of time by not having to tie my shoes. Her: What do you do with the time saved? Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what?