@JessiCanadian: Every now and then you meet someone you wish you could unhinge your jaw for. *waiting patiently*
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@justabloodygame: "I didn't choose the thug life." I explain, entering an institution of higher learning.
@Dani_Feld: I just took out a spider so big that, moments after, the postman rang the doorbell and I thought it was the spider.