@JessiCanadian: Every now and then you meet someone you wish you could unhinge your jaw for. *waiting patiently*
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@daemonic3: SALMON: Who has been spreading gossip I thought I could trust you two TROUT: I don't know, who could it be?! BIG MOUTH BASS: Yeah, who??
@jwoodham: Instead of pulling people over for texting, the police should be out there pulling people over for not texting me back.
@CornOnTheGoblin: [DOG MAGICIAN] think of a color, any color...is it...gray? [OTHER DOG] oh my GOD