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@stephenjmolloy: [Every restaurant ever]
Manager: "Has he got a mouthful of food?"
Waiter: "Yes."
Manager: "Go and ask him how his meal is."

[Every restaurant ever]
Manager: “Has he got a mouthful of food?”
Waiter: “Yes.”
Manager: “Go and ask him how his meal is.”

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