@AlexvanBeek: EVERY SENTIENT & NON-SENTIENT CONGLOMERATION OF MOLECULES ON THIS EARTH HAS A BF. WTF.
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@Adam_Kingsnorth: The soul weighs 21 grams. We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park
@itsboyschapter: you never gotta worry about me cheating on you... i might eat something that was yours but thats about it
@trentistweeting: "Hey Iron Man, how'd you get your powers?" *flashes back to tony stark being bitten by a radioactive ironing board*
@cuppajosh: With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail about how I'm not allowed at the company family picnic any more!