@Parentpains: Every so often my mother has a great idea, usually it involves leaving my house.
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@Reverend_Scott: [Shop class] Satan: Whatcha makin'? God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making? Satan: A bong.
@sammyrhodes: Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow. Also the single people with concerned relatives.