@Parentpains: Every so often my mother has a great idea, usually it involves leaving my house.
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@PeaceInTruth1: I've never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo.
@AdrianYoung10: I've just found a mole on my shoulder. I don't know how he got out of the garden but he's cute.
@adilansari: Just got a job opening demanding 13-18 yrs of experience in iOS development. Do they realize that the platform itself is 8 years old?
@Michael_Erhart: "Why don't you just tell her how you feel?" "Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."