@Parentpains: Every so often my mother has a great idea, usually it involves leaving my house.
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@LuckoftheDraw86: Seriously. Who gets "regular strength" ANYTHING?! "Yeah, go ahead & gimme your middle-of-the-road shit. I'd like this headache to LINGER."
@AndyAsAdjective: If you love something, set it free If you hate something, do origami If you're hungry, go watch a movie I don't understand how advice works
@daplusk: I want to meet someone who enjoys long walks along the beach, so I have enough time to sit at home alone and tweet