@Parentpains: Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic.
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@daemonic3: I'm going to run errands, need anything? "Yes, some new light bulbs" Why, our current bulbs are too heavy? "And a good divorce lawyer"
@jessokfine: When someone says "women like you" to me, I assume they're referring to extremely powerful wizards.
@disaster_dog: if there were a zombie apocalypse i'd save a lot of kids but it would be only because i'd need them later to feed zombies so i can run away
@PlopWaffle: Lois : Clark, are those binoculars? Clark Kent : Yes, I can't find my glasses. Lois : Put them down for a second. Clark : Lois : Clark : No