@kumailn: Every text from my mom is the most heart breaking thing I've ever read. Until the next text from my mom.
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@sofarrsogud: Of all the things we should be thankful for at this time of year, not being a turkey is probably the main one.
@Aspersioncast: Whatever happened to that little girl from The Ring, did she grow up to be Kristen Stewart?
@pinupteacher: Someone asked me if I'm ever scared that I'll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my dog was RIGHT THERE.