@kumailn: Every text from my mom is the most heart breaking thing I've ever read. Until the next text from my mom.
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@Just_Lee_: My horoscope says I will meet the man of my dreams today. Not sure how my husband will take the news but I'm pretty damn excited
@treydayway: I get accused of hating white people many times on here. That's not true, some of my favorite shirts are white.
@djdarrellripley: Him: How does my football throw look to you? Me: Like you're good at science...