@sammyrhodes: Every time I lose a sock I like to imagine it went to set one of Dobby's house elf friends free.
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@tigersgoroooar: Teeth are so weird. Imagine if all of our bones were exposed and we had to brush them.
@Jake_Vig: What I say: "Agree to disagree" What I really mean: "You are dumb and I will allow you to stay that way"
@angibangie: I missed my calling in advertising. "Chocolate diamonds, for when you want your expensive jewelry to look like actual shit."