@sammyrhodes: Every time I lose a sock I like to imagine it went to set one of Dobby's house elf friends free.
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@realHamOnWry: Twitter is considering a 10,000-character limit for tweets. Well, there goes the neighborhood.
@cramoska: Make people question sincerity by adding quotations to your cards: "Thank You" Get well "soon" "Congratulations" on the "baby"
@comedyfish: If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach