@sammyrhodes: Every time I lose a sock I like to imagine it went to set one of Dobby's house elf friends free.
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@DaveWeasel: If your new boyfriend carved your initials into a tree on your first date, let the fact he brought a knife be a sign of things to come.
@envydatropic: Just finished a 5k. It took me 4 days and was filled with snacks and naps but at least I finished.
@TheToddWilliams: I dropped a LOT of acid in the 70s. It was sulfuric acid. I worked for a chemist you see...well a few chemists. I kept getting fired for dro