@Kinky_Senorita: every time i read ROFL I hear scooby doo trying to say waffle
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@Defiant_Doll: Me: That Febreze smells like Fireball. Roommate: Yeah, normal people call that cinnamon.
@jwoodham: Never look down on anyone. Unless you're a lion cub named Simba and you're being held over a crowd of animals by a weird monkey doctor.
@BlindChow: GOD: (creates earth) hell yea lizard planet! WINDOWS™: restart planet for important updates GOD: um ok *dinos die, man appears* GOD: wtf
@Izianikapani: Him:When do you get off? Me: Usually once you go to sleep Him: Me: Him: Me: Oh you mean work? 6 o'clock Hun, see you then.