@Kinky_Senorita: every time i read ROFL I hear scooby doo trying to say waffle
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@alfageeek: Remember: If you don't post a first-day-of-school picture of each child on Facebook, the state will come and take your kids away.
@skickwriter: Me: He said he likes mac-n-cheese better the way his mom makes it. Female judge: Case dismissed!
@electrolemon: "It's Adam and Eve, not Adamant Eve!" Despite his clever wordplay, Eve stands her ground. " I'm not doing butt stuff, Adam."
@TheAlexNevil: Whoever said "Just showing up is half the battle" (a) didn't understand battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up.