@retardedwriter: Every time I think the younger generation is stupid, I remind myself that we took a long time to figure out that WWF was all fixed !!
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@Dawn_M_: Homeless people are so lucky. They don't have to pay rent and can eat as many pigeons as they want.
@Merman_Melville: Me: I need a raise Secretly-an-Alien Manager: Yes, it is good to, want to exchange labor for the right amount of delicious green rectangles