@retardedwriter: Every time I think the younger generation is stupid, I remind myself that we took a long time to figure out that WWF was all fixed !!
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@Black__Elvis: I wanted to major in marine biology but those guys get pretty upset when you follow them into the latrine with a tape measure.
@RandomRamblr: [Sunday morning] *congregation of Catholics disagrees with priest and walks out of church* - mass unfollowing
@GregDunbar1: Never realized how out of shape I was until I started sweating after using scissors for 30 seconds.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: Deli counter guy told me bad things happen in 3's after he dropped his phone and bumped his head, so I complained about him to management.