@Mike_Wrong: Every time I wear a suit I hear the same five words. "Will the defendants please rise"
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@ScreaminZeman: I hate you more than the guy that raised his hand after the teacher said we could all go early if there are no more questions.
@hazelmotes1: I read an article about a stolen dog being reunited with its owner and it made me feel good to think maybe someone will steal my dog one day
@MindyFurano: Flipped over my therapist's writing pad and it was just a New York Times crossword with "shut up" written in every blank.