@Mike_Wrong: Every time I wear a suit I hear the same five words. "Will the defendants please rise"
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@Shock_Monster: If I could choose any one mythological creature to become alive & real, I'd have to pick: My girlfriend.
@Shot_Of_Cabo: My daughter found a new boyfriend. I'm just glad the police haven't found the old one.
@Kalarlis: holy crap a guy actually gave me his number and i didn't know what to do so i panicked and sent him a picture of a dead bird?