@Mike_Wrong: Every time I wear a suit I hear the same five words. "Will the defendants please rise"
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@TheTweetOfGod: "I want my country back" is a fair and accurate thing to say if at one point in your life you owned the country.
@pittdave13: For the last time I said CAULK, I need black CAULK. This isn't funny, what isle is it in
@jus4golf: I once went out with a girl that said she was flexible like a Slinky. Two flights of stairs later, I decided she wasn't.