Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

@Crunch11b: Every time someone says, "at least it's a dry heat," I want to stab them with a box cutter.

*at least it's a short knife.

Every time someone says, “at least it’s a dry heat,” I want to stab them with a box cutter.  

*at least it’s a short knife.

COMMENTS