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@Crunch11b: Every time someone says, "at least it's a dry heat," I want to stab them with a box cutter.

*at least it's a short knife.

Every time someone says, “at least it’s a dry heat,” I want to stab them with a box cutter.  

*at least it’s a short knife.

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