@Ristolable: Every time you get a haircut, you're essentially returning your last haircut and exchanging it for the exact same thing
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@NicCageMatch: I would have suggested they just use a regular volleyball, but I guess the Olympics are special.
@dumbbeezie: I startled my dog as she was peeing on a mailbox so now the dog she was leaving a message for is only gonna get half of it
@YesThatAmy: Nobody in this grocery store thinks I'm a good bowler. Also, clean up in aisle four.
@PopSlapFunk: I don't mean to brag about my patience, but I just waited 5 whole seconds before passing a student driver and flicking them off.