@JenAshleyWright: Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever.
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@TheTweetOfGod: The Vatican just deleted all the Pope's tweets. Because NO ONE denies reality like the Catholic Church.
@DraggingFeeties: All I want is for my kids to have a good sense of humor. They don't have to be funny, just need to be able to recognize how hilarious I am.
@Book_Krazy: HIM: you promise you're not an octopus? ME: of course not silly HIM: good. come in & meet my family ME: *hugs all 4 of them at once*
@Malocallidus: What if Daft Punk is just a couple of rad old ladies who met in knitting club and shared a love of sick beats?