@JenAshleyWright: Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever.
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@TheBoydP: All I’m saying is when I’m drunk in the backyard I still put my shirt on just like everyone else, one leg at a time...
@longwall26: If someone you know is stressed out, be sure to tell them they need to relax. You'd be surprised how many people hadn't thought of that.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: The bigger issue about the Hobby Lobby decision is the fact that people working in a craft store are getting laid more than I am.
@envydatropic: 75% of parenting is taking their keys to punish them And giving them back because they're driving you crazy