@JenAshleyWright: Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever.
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@jonnysun: museum guide: america was founded on july 4, 1776 me: [nodding sagely] ah yes so its a Cancer. this explains everythig
@IAmKatieOrr: I hope my childhood BFF forgot that silly pact we made at five to kill each other if we hadn't become ponies by 2015. She was really dark.
@RefractReality: I have a feeling his life would have gone in a different direction had his name been Kanye East.