@JenAshleyWright: Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever.
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@Steelers1972: If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever.
@Jake_Vig: If you have twin girls and don't dress them like in "The Shining" and make them stand in hallways, you've squandered a precious gift.
@squirrel74wkgn: [news anchor] "Up next, can more sex lead to a healthier & happier-" *wife changes channel*