@JenAshleyWright: Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever.
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@PorkUrPine: WIFE: look at that couple. He kisses his girl every time he sees her. Why can't you do that ME: I'd love to but I don't know her well enough
@underchilde: As a father, I would refuse to give my daughter away at her wedding on the grounds that I would have to be there.