@haleysfalling: every time you say the word "turnt" a baby gets run over by a smart car
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@Dawn_M_: Someone asked me if I'd found my soulmate and I was like lol I cant even find my debit card.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If we get to have sex with our valentines on Valentine's Day I can't wait until Presidents' Day.
@UncleDuke1969: I've got hoes in different area codes. (I'm very careless with my gardening tools.)