@TheCiscoKidder: Every video my wife has taken with her phone has me in it saying, "Are you taking a video?"
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@iAmDelFreaky: Somehow, I must have switched shopping carts while I was at the store. I don't remember buying any of this stuff. Or having an Asian baby.
@GriffonTaylonYo: Soldier: WE NEED MORE AMMO QUICK! Me: [sweating bullets] um will these work Soldier: [amazed] you son of a gun
@Pork_Chop_Hair: I'm not upset that you stopped my sneeze. I'm upset because you made my face look stupid for no reason.
@jonnysun: INTERVIEWER: when u read a good book, wat kind of things do u pictur in ur head ME: [pausimg for a split second too long] words