@CauseWereGuys: Every woman is wrong until she starts crying... Then she's right.
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@Laser_Cat: [interview] So what's a personal strength? "Honesty." And a failing? "I murder people who don't hire me."
@ariscott: Social media: We're getting rid of chronological order. Everyone: NO! SM: Cool, right?! Everyone: NO! SM: Glad you're excited!
@NicCageMatch: A barbed wire tattoo is a great way to keep people from breaking into your upper arm.
@junejuly12: [on phone] Of course I trust you, babe. Always. *searches Amazon for mini spycams with 1-day shipping*