@CauseWereGuys: Every woman is wrong until she starts crying... Then she's right.
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@heatherlou_: Google just alerted me to light traffic in my area which is odd because I'm in the bathtub.
@carlyken: [interview at winery] What strengths do you bring to the job? *long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now