@CauseWereGuys: Every woman is wrong until she starts crying... Then she's right.
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@maxlavergne: your honor, i nominate the real murderer for the ice bucket challenge!! [a guy stands up] nice
@Manda_like_wine: I'm only listening outside the bathroom door to make sure you're not touching the decorative hand towels.
@lalastrailer: I spent the whole day cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean trying to find out where my son hides his weed.