@Thee1_4U: Everybody is complaining about their significant other, and I'm over here trying to keep mine charged above 10%.
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@trevso_electric: One day we will look back at the criminalization of marijuana and laugh because we will be so high.
@JMFnSparks: The best part about having a homeless girlfriend is after our date I can drop her off wherever I want
@AGStr8upNinja: Finding a date on the internet is so much easier than real life because how are they supposed to know that's not your Ferrari?