@WindPushedGrass: Everybody values honesty, until they have an ugly baby.
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@13spencer: If the headline just read "Kanye West Acts Like a Shithead," news sites could reuse it over and over again.
@daemonic3: Joined our neighborhood watch program. There's 30 of us though so I only get to wear it like 1 day a month. :(
@QwertyJones3: Pictionary is the perfect game to play whenever you need an excuse to punch your friend in the face.
@jonnysun: MAGICIAN: think of a card! ME: ok. MAGICIAN: is… this ur card? [holds up card that says "UGH I HATE MAGIC SHOWS THIS IS CRAP"] ME: holy crap