@bouncerface: Everyone complains about immigration until they're searching the city for a decent taco.
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@AGStr8upNinja: I don't play mario kart with my brother anymore. Because we are both in our 20's & my mom is not there to split us up when we fight.
@Marlebean: I don't mean to sound racist, but why do all Chinese food takeout boxes look the same?
@toomanytoes: Judge: You need supervision. Me: [Imagines toasting toast at a slightly increased rate with laser eyes] YES! Do it now robed wizard.