@bouncerface: Everyone complains about immigration until they're searching the city for a decent taco.
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@WilliamAder: When your pet is staring at you, it's probably thinking "I wonder how long those things live."
@MikeCanRant: Dont trust any kids asking for bread this Halloween. Theyre more than likely just ducks dressed up as kids. I wont fall for that again.
@amydillon: Day 1,459 of my son acting shocked and aggrieved when I tell him to go brush his teeth before bed.