@bouncerface: Everyone complains about immigration until they're searching the city for a decent taco.
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@causticbob: "He looks just like his grandfather" is a cute thing said about a new baby in most parts of the world. In Alabama,it's more of an accusation
@Petote: My fish makes so much noise during the night that I wake up six times a night to ask him if we are fighting
@DadandBuried: They say kids grow up fast but I just licked my thumb & wiped my son's face so parents grow up fast too. I've already become my grandmother.
@DanRegans: People ask me what my secret is to losing weight and I tell them not having money to buy food