@Severnjaca: Everyone hates the word moist until they eat a very dry muffin.
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@UnFitz: Maybe we'd still be in the Garden of Eden if Eve had given Adam an Android instead of an Apple. You don't know.
@Storminika: The rodents in my home are so damn big, they step in the glue traps and wear them like flip-flops around the house.
@Reverend_Scott: [interview] Okay, don't let him know ur a vampire. "What kind of person do u see when u look in the mirror?" OH COME ON
@TheDjinnTrials: If used correctly, Twitter can be used as an antidepressant. Just don't take it as a suppository.