@Huntermoore: Everyone knows if you see a white guy with dreads you punch them in the face
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@girl_a_whirl: You know you're a mover & a shaker when HR rewrites the dress code for you. Whatever Anita, those tear-away pants looked fabulous on me.
@PaulyPeligroso: A man caught me applying chap stick, so I just started eating it so it wouldn't be weird.
@ClichedOut: Genie: You can't have unlimited wishes. Me: I wish for unlimited genies. Genie: Son of a
@HavocMantis: Me: The cool thing about writing is that you learn a lot about yourself. *learns a lot about myself* Me: aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA