@Sal0630: Everyone knows she can't get pregnant if she's on top. It's called gravity, stupid.
@MacAnnabella: The next time someone describes me as feisty, I'm going to stand in front of them and air punch rapidly like Scrappy Doo.
@DurtMcHurtt: Playing dodgeball with kids is harder than it looks cause you have to throw them with both hands.
@SharkJelly: Yoou can lead a horse to water but you need a seahorse to continue your journey
@shannonjrox: One minute without you feels like 60 seconds.
@AntiJokeJamal: A lion walks into a bar.
Several people get up and leave predicting the impending danger at hand.