@Sal0630: Everyone knows she can't get pregnant if she's on top. It's called gravity, stupid.
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@DaddyJew: I just watched one kid call his twin brother ugly and now I'm just waiting for him to realize what that means
@lawking30: She asked for my name, if I'm alone, had me remove belt/shoes & take out what I have in my pants. Interactions w/TSA agents are underrated.