@Sal0630: Everyone knows she can't get pregnant if she's on top. It's called gravity, stupid.
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@platinum2000: How do you tell someone that they're not smart enough to manipulate you, without hurting their feelings?
@mstern68: If you were my gf, I'd have a warm bath and a meal ready for when you got home every day Her: I'm your wife Like I said, if you were my gf
@OkieGirl405: Pro tip: when your neighbors make you mad, send your 8 y/o son over to describe in complete detail what all 379 of his Hot Wheels look like