@Token_Geezer: Everyone on twitter is single, pretending to be single, or about to be single
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@NaeemHoosain: 1. Sits in the bedroom 2. Doesn't leave the house 3. Doesn't go out with freinds My childhood punishments are my adult hobies 😎
@GoldenSpirals: Hippocrates did very well for himself, considering he was named after cages for a large mammal.
@Leemanish: HOW TO JOG: 1. Put on jogging outfit. 2. Go outside. 3. Imagine a cow galloping down the street. 4. Try to milk that cow.