@Token_Geezer: Everyone on twitter is single, pretending to be single, or about to be single
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@rickolantern: Went to my niece's elementary school field day last week. I won every single event. Every. Single. Event.
@GrantTanaka: when the doctor starts putting on latex gloves at your next physical, a fun thing to do is to whip out your own pair & put them on too
@Duke1173: As I get older and continue to meet new people... I realize that swallowing should be more of a thing.