@LoveNLunchmeat: Everyone preaches body acceptance, until you show up naked at the company picnic.
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@5hael: All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream
@rockymomax: SNAKE: im gonna bite you SNAKE CHARMER: u are so sexy S: wha- SC: *presses finger to lips* still wana bite me? S: *blushes* well not anymore
@PaperWash: [handing out condoms to trick or treaters] give these to your parents, I don't want more of you coming back next year