@WeissBrandon: Everyone quits smoking when they die, which sucks cause dying is a really stressful event that would be helped quite a bit by a cigarette.
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@weinerdog4life: Serious Question: Can I get a moustache by kissing another guy with a moustache?
@curlycomedy: You're invited to my Oscar party! The theme is movie star cuisine which means there won't be any food.
@sammyrhodes: Here’s a crazy idea. What if Budweiser took all that advertising money and actually made better beer?