@just1fool: Everyone should thank me for not being a doctor.
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@JohnLyonTweets: Apparently doctors don't like it when you ask them what the street value of your pain meds is.
@Writepop: "Oh man, you've got stretched lobes and piercings? I've got stretched lobes and piercings, too!" "Sweet! We should hang out!" - Ear buds
@hoops_Daddy: Wind chimes. Something I've never purchased. Can't see myself saying, its too quiet, you know what'd be nice? Noise.
@bobvulfov: Why did the thumbs-up become the universal symbol for approval? "hey let me show u my weirdest finger because i'm down with what ur saying"