@onelongbender: Everyone wants their kid to learn to walk until exactly 30 seconds after their kid learns to walk.
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@TheRolo: When I'm in a bathroom stall, please don't yell "Oh my God oh my God there's a guy in here!" Respect my privacy.
@JessiCanadian: My dog could not protect the house from robbers if they brought a vacuum cleaner.
@AristotlesNZ: This dog must been at some wild ass party last night. He still wearing a lampshade around his neck.