@FinnMcIver: everyone's always saying 'the good ones die young', 'god only takes the best'. so I must be immortal
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@kelkulus: The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples.
@Sourcoast: Turkey bacon is a lot like normal bacon except that IT'S NOT AND IT NEEDS TO GO BACK TO HELL, WHERE IT CAME FROM.