@LeonEarlgrey: Everytime a suburban white kid throws up a gang sign, an angel misses brunch.
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@Chyld: I want to open a pizza shop called "Cheesus Crust!" Our slogan will be: "Heavenly ingredients, served hot as Hell." -or- "Crust has risen."
@JoshuaHvr: 6 more days, guys.. That's December 26. The day everybody puts their shitty Xmas gifts on Ebay so poor people, like me, can buy them!
@2thestreetz: *lights scented candle* *accidentally burns down house* *everyone agreed that it smelled amazing*