@JimmySelfDest: Excruciating cashier small talk; brought to you by chip card readers.
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@: If other jobs got the same response as writing: -You're a fireman? Have you put out any famous fires? -You're a lifeguard? Can I be a victim in your next rescue? -You're a physicist? I have a few universe theories myself! -You're a chef? I'd do food too, but I never have time.
@gruffybeard: I’m pretty sure Tom and Jerry were married. Sure, there were some instances of them getting along, but mostly they never talked and spent their days trying to kill each other in the most painful way possible.
@ewfeez: If u want to get out of a conversation in public just say "I've gotta take this" then steal the nearest for-sale item and get arrested.