@JimmySelfDest: Excruciating cashier small talk; brought to you by chip card readers.
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@Los01001111: *Smashes the Sony *Destroys the Panasonic *Pummels the Kenwood *Rips apart the Pioneer ~breaking all stereotypes
@CelebrityChez: If it could be arranged, I would like to die by being waterboarded by a soft serve ice cream machine.
@somelightcrying: Ever find a mirror that makes you look really good and you're like oh OK this is where I live now I live in this airport restroom now