@Jay_FrickinLynn: Excuse me, ma'am. Your car doesn't make you invisible, but I am super impressed by how far you just got your finger up your nose.
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@LynneMcCarthy: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could sweep down & snatch your dinner while it's still running through the forrest
@hello_saylor: Hotel room bathrooms really overestimate how much I want to see my own naked body.
@juliussharpe: Before you get married ask yourself: is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone the rest of your life?