@Jay_FrickinLynn: Excuse me, ma'am. Your car doesn't make you invisible, but I am super impressed by how far you just got your finger up your nose.
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@WalkingOutside: Shout out to whichever childless person invented toys that erupt in an epic sound and light show when you toss em in the toy box at night.
@thinkingparsnip: BRUCE LEE: Be formless, shapeless, like water. HARPER LEE: Things are never as bad as they seem. PARSLEY: I am a stalk vegetable.
@seejaylinco: please stop asking me to change my password, i'm getting tired of renaming my cat all the time
@daemonic3: I have a dream, that all men are created equal. Just a bunch of regular men. Like, no "super" men for instance - Martin Lex Luthor King