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@murrman5: excuse me, waitress?
"I'm not a waitress"
Oh, what are you then
"Well, I'm a..*turns to other burger king employee* what the hell are we?"

excuse me, waitress?
“I’m not a waitress”
Oh, what are you then
“Well, I’m a..*turns to other burger king employee* what the hell are we?”

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