@PlopWaffle: Executioner : Due to the power-cut we'll be using the acoustic chair.
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@Izianikapani: "Do people really become like their pets?" I wonder, absentmindedly raising a leg above my head and staring into space.
@Dawn_M_: You see some crazy stuff when you're out late at night smearing raccoon blood on your neighbours windows.
@nbadag: [runs up to a group of people] ME: ZACK ATTACK GUY: lol is your name zack or— [thousands of bros crest a nearby hill] ME: [whispering] RUN
@sfreeze6: Ouija boards are officially obsolete, now that the dead can read messages addressed to them on Facebook.