@BlotterMonkey: Experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill.
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@ericsshadow: My fashion sense has been described as "They probably won't let you in like that" and "Are those your pajamas?"
@rolldiggity: 1. Cover elevator floor with glue. 2. Put ring on floor. 3. Wait for someone to kneel and get stuck. 4. "Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!"
@AGStr8upNinja: She told me she liked it doggy style so I gave her a treat & took her for a walk.
@timdonakowski: If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in their recipe.