@SprtsHumor: Experts determine Super Bowl blackout was an electrical issue, also determine grass has a green issue.
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@Playing_Dad: "Daddy, why is it dark at night?" It gives the ghosts and zombies a time to run around and collect little kids. Goodnight, hunny.
@Bizarro_Mark: The guy blaring the self help CD at the red light in the rusted car with no bumpers wasn't amused when I said, "I don't think it's working"
@longwall26: It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.
@knot_eye: I can't be the only one that sees the day when a direct message from a catfish is called carp DM.