@Adar79Angie: Extra virgin olive oil is just olive oil who got dating advice from me.
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@usermcuserface: My throat hurts, so I better keep swallowing 50 times a minute to make sure it still hurts.
@pixelatedboat: Clinton fan: Emails? That's all you've got? Me: She sold the Saudis the jets that are massacring Yemenis Clinton fan: Emails? That's all you
@WhaJoTalkinBout: Her: What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom? Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
@markleggett: At some point, male "pick-up artists" are just going to start chasing women around like Benny Hill.