@Adar79Angie: Extra virgin olive oil is just olive oil who got dating advice from me.
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@jonnysun: DAD: wat am i chopped liver CHOPPED LIVER: [in this joke imagine choped liver is a sentiemt being] wat the hell is that suposed to mean phil
@CulturedRuffian: My anaconda don't want none unless you use proper grammar and avoid using double negatives.
@ericsshadow: *orders pepperoni pizza* Her: you need to start taking better care of yourself. *calls back, adds mushrooms*