@TheSnideOne: Face tattoos are a great way to let people know that you don't owe on any student loans.
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@robfee: I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, "I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"
@Swishergirl24: Police officer: Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I'm just as confused as you are.
@bencoffeehall: I joined a Cold War reenactment group. We just sit around and act nervous about the USSR.
@Stella1070: Amy Winehouse's final album was "recorded before her death." Thanks for the clarification.