@TheSnideOne: Face tattoos are a great way to let people know that you don't owe on any student loans.
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@SteveKoehler22: Single and divorced men in their 40's prefer women at their own maturity level. That explains why they date women half their age.
@attsmcjay: I'd imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period.
@MatCro: I'll never forget my grandad's last words on his deathbed. He said: "I should never have bought this deathbed. Asking for trouble..."