@McNevich: Facebook game requests are the Jehovah's Witnesses of the Internet
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@MouthOfSass: Just found some clothes my ex left here. Perfect timing since I'm out of toilet paper.
@amishschool: If you heard twenty minutes of moaning from my bedroom that was just me trying to stand up.
@JElvisWeinstein: People belittle the internet "talking about a dress" as if we're busy solving problems otherwise.