@abhorrent_wife: Facebook is down, so don't say prayer doesn't work.
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@Swishergirl24: People who think only God can judge them have obviously never met my mother-in-law.
@Reverend_Scott: Is athlete's foot [gulp] fatal, doc? "Not with the proper treatment." *gives foot $56M 7-year contract*
@Sassafrantz: Becky on FB is "too blessed to be stressed" so I told her that I slept with her boyfriend.