@abhorrent_wife: Facebook is down, so don't say prayer doesn't work.
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@SortaSarcastic: 90% of life is just having the courage to show up. The other 30% is just checking the math.
@Elizasoul80: Me: "I came to Twitter to be creative and express myself." Twitter: lol, you said "came".
@Z_Mendenhall: Remember when you first started driving and everything was scary. Now you're going 80, putting salsa on your taco, driving with your knees.
@mllebeckyrose: I'm sorry I slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.