@abhorrent_wife: Facebook is down, so don't say prayer doesn't work.
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@actioncookbook: SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid
@QwertyJones3: The older I get, the more my feet hurt. I guess it's true... time wounds all heels.
@TheAlexP: Karate classes... Because breaking boards on your head is all cool and shit if a House ever starts attacking you.
@TurnpikeTony: I better fix the hinge on this cabinet door before Ryan Gosling comes over, takes his shirt off and builds my lady a house.