@SchantzLaw: Facebook is pretty much the Wal-Mart of the internet.
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@JimGaffigan: A chain lock on a door is just there to annoy the person who is breaking in to kill you, right?
@ibid78: A three hour long movie adaptation of pages 74 and 75 of the Hobbit? Friggin count me in.
@Schmoodles: I ate a big cheeseburger for lunch and my heart started going really fast, so I'm counting it as an hour at the gym.