@LindaInDisguise: Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people I saw their messages.
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@kibblesmith: Jon if Garfield is too fat maybe stop purchasing ingredients and cooking full lasagnas for him you realize that's dinner for a human family
@LuvPug: Nobody ever talks about how effective letting dogs sleep in your bed is for birth control.