@LindaInDisguise: Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people I saw their messages.
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@Book_Krazy: [Pours goldfish into aquarium] You're free now "Mom? You know those are just crackers, right?"
@SteveKoehler22: Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ? So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
@Mikecanrant: When my gang enters a brawl, we take small steps forward while snapping in unison. Jeff does a flip off a wall too. Its pretty intimidating.
@anagramps: *hot lady looks at me* Me: Hi! Do I know you? Lady: No I think I'm mistaken. *awkward pause* Me: So...is there a mister taken? *hit by bus*