@araslanian_: facebook remains undefeated LMFAOOOOO
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@PellMull: I use these ( ... ) a lot. For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots.
@StellaGMaddox: My minivan is always rocking, but it's usually because I'm trying to smack one of the kids in the backseat while I drive.
@ibid78: [math teacher] your homework looks like chicken scratch, but you got them all correct [later at home] I think she's on to us, mathmachicken