@araslanian_: facebook remains undefeated LMFAOOOOO
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@shutupmikeginn: The fact that they call it the Food Pyramid and not Food Triangle implies it has at least two other sides. So maybe this much taffy is OK
@BillPelicanBros: A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation for the Abandoned Children's Home...so I gave him my kids.
@NervousJr: Told my mom "The D" stood for donuts, and now she won't stop telling people she wants the chocolate D.