@Mehrwane: Facebook: You have more friends on Facebook than you think. Me: You have higher expectations than you think.
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@InternetHippo: [halloween at the retirement home where i work] Boss: You can’t wear that costume here Me (leaning on my scythe): Why not
@MsSouthernStems: The road to hell is paved with good intentions Note to self...avoid good intentions at all costs.