@AdamUrbane: Fact: all boots were made for walking.
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@KenJennings: The Super Bowl is over, everyone. Time to briefly learn the names of some Winter Olympians.
@Prof_Hinkley: [announcement over PA at work] "FREE TACOS IN THE BREAKROOM" *I walk there so fast the noise from my corduroys breaks everyone's eyeglasses*
@elle91: Everyone should own large grizzly bear in case they ever need to defend themselves against one.