@AdamUrbane: Fact: all boots were made for walking.
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@shkeeber: I would never take candy from a stranger, but I'd probably follow a trail of bacon straight into the back of a windowless white van.
@Brampersandon_: GUY (whose car died): can u help me? I need a jump ME (pulling a trampoline out of my trunk): im always prepared for emergencies like this
@ilovepie84: My Boss called me immature today so I gave him a wedgie and made fun of his ugly family.