@ObscureGent: Fact: In the 80s nobody could have sex until someone started playing a saxophone.
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@Geestargames: Me: *plays video games to avoid my problems* Me in game: *puts off main quest to avoid my characters problems*
@AimeeHelene1: I love when I make people laugh so hard they spit out their water... Or food... Or baby...
@samalmightysam: I don't know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks, everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers.