@ObscureGent: Fact: In the 80s nobody could have sex until someone started playing a saxophone.
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@jonnysun: DATE: dessert? MY BRAIN: im full MY STOMACH: i want food DATE: one piece of chocolate wont hurt MY DOG: THAT MAN IS TRYIMG TO KILL MY OWNER
@3sunzzz: 20s: Sure, I'll take the floor. 30s: The floor? No. But I'll sleep on the couch. 40s: What thread count are your sheets?
@FKACornshucks: TT: At sunday dinner I like to perform an impromptu puppet show with the roast chicken. This week it's my interpretation of Die Hard 2.