@kiel_phillips: Failed my wasp collection exam. Got a bee.
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@rachel2manypaws: In a war with my neighbor to see who can attract more hummingbirds. We need more wars like this.
@UncleBob56: Daughter: Dad, you need a smart phone. Me: Will it make my dinner? D: No but- M: Good talk.
@goldengateblond: You know when someone's all "ugh this smells terrible" and they want you to smell it too? That's what sharing political news is like lately.