@Goldishocks: Falling in love is like diving into a tin of marshmallows, then hitting your head on the bottom.
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@AbrasiveGhost: [Me being beaten to death w/ can of frozen veggies] "Oh peas no!" [WHAP] "Why u bean like this?" [SMACK] "Don't u carrot all?" [CRACK]
@TheRolo: I tried watching Inception with Twitter on. I still don't know what Juno was doing in their dreams.