@Goldishocks: Falling in love is like diving into a tin of marshmallows, then hitting your head on the bottom.
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@Shot_Of_Cabo: Impress your wife by cleaning something she just cleaned and then proudly announce, "There! Now it's clean."
@Reverend_Scott: Apparently you can't make a baby by adding water to baby powder, so don't waste your time.
@AdamOfEarth: Iron Man, Iron Man, does everything an Iron can Gets real hot on a mat, makes your clothes get really flat Look out! Here comes the Iron Man