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@HomeProbably: *falls on hard times*
Hard times: Get off me.
@ExcuseThePuns_: What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.
@JuiceTooWavie: Do y’all think bugs are born knowing they can walk up walls or do they just accidentally do it one day and go "yoooooooo"
@Brampersandon_: ME (wearing Tommy Hilfiger): ready to go?
GF: not until u put on something less hideous
TOMMY HILFIGER (climbs off me): that was unnecessary
@CantWaitToNap: It finally happened.
After living here 11 years, my neighbors finally caught me outside and introduced themselves.